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An optimist sees the glass half full; a pessimist sees only a remote chance that a carjacker will return his car with a full tank of gas.

How to Profit from the Coming Rapture by Steve and Evie Levy ( as to to Ellis Weiner and Barbara Davilman) from Little, Brown and Company Episode 3 Just because its the End Times, doesn't mean you can't make money.

In this world, few things genuinely EARN one's attention in quite the way an orgasm does.

Footage taken from Theatre Labonita's weekly comedy night in Kampala. Cotilda, Salvado and Daniel have been confirmed for Dam Relief's 'One Night Stand' show in Jinja, July 6th. This event will be filmed properly and the best bits uploaded to YouTube. 10,000UGX entrance (TBC) See http://www.facebook.com/aDamRelief for more details.

The dangers of online supplements

I favor expansion of search and seizure laws to protect information inadvertently gained through cat-scans.

The less the chance of salvation, the greater the need to root for a snowball in hell.

The human race needs constant supervision.

With each generation comes a new style and a new language. It’s as unique as a fingerprint and can be seen everywhere from pop culture to the greeting card aisle. Enter justWink, a new greeting card line from American Greetings (NYSE: AM) which offers the next generation of greeting card shoppers something completely new and unexpected that also connects cards with the mobile world for the first time with a free greeting app for iPhone and Android users. Something for the person who values their personal style, a great (if sometimes offbeat) sense of humor, and who is dedicated to keeping in touch with all of the important people in their lives. Something designed precisely for right this very now. To view Multimedia News Release, go to http://multivu.prnewswire.com/mnr/americangreetings/48735/

Don\'t do the crime if you can\'t do the community service.

I caught the void fondling the abyss.

The validity of my urine test is in question, pending the outcome of my urine tester's urine test