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In this eloquent account of her current struggles with physical pain, Joni Eareckson Tada offers her perspective on divine healing, God’s purposes, and what it means to live with joy. Learn more about this book: http://bit.ly/boKB8R Learn more about this author: http://www.joniandfriends.org/ Religion/Christian Life/Spiritual Growth

An optimist sees the glass half full; a pessimist sees only a remote chance that a carjacker will return his car with a full tank of gas.

With passion and tenderness, Beth Redman shares an empowering message about God’s personal and intimate love for each of us—a powerful antidote to insecurity, shame, and rejection. Learn more about this book: http://tinyurl.com/25zoj88 Learn more about this author: http://tinyurl.com/37n2f6s Religion/Christian Life/Women’s Issues

In this world, few things genuinely EARN one's attention in quite the way an orgasm does.

I favor expansion of search and seizure laws to protect information inadvertently gained through cat-scans.

The less the chance of salvation, the greater the need to root for a snowball in hell.

The human race needs constant supervision.

Don\'t do the crime if you can\'t do the community service.

I caught the void fondling the abyss.

The validity of my urine test is in question, pending the outcome of my urine tester's urine test

The less the chance to empty it, the greater the rate at which the bladder fills.

When properly compacted, an amazing number of repressed feelings can be successfully stored in the average-sized subconscious.