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Watch this ultra fail video! A janitor cleaning an elephant cage gets stuck in a pachyderms butt accidently.
Luckily, the elephant pachyderm squeezes the man out, allowing him to breathe. Nothing like having an elephant sit
right down on your head. Too funny and epic fail. If your still bored, check out/add my profile/videos if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
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Lyrics:
High Noon
HOOK:
Just when you thought it was safe to play outside,
here comes the new kid on his big red bike
poppin wheelies
ackin all silly,
billy, i think this kid's lookin for a fight
(wild wild west)and the noon is high
Verse1:
Please for the sake of safety remember the alias
I am the epitomy of what you think that crazy is
while you're the equivalent of pussy a mercedes gets
20 on it, call me on it, on this table(place your bets)
I am not an arguer so you should probably save your breath
you are gonna need it when you're runnin like a lazy pet
see, i told you that
next time you'll listen but there's not a next imagine that
no one takes the minutes to find out that i am a cool cat
(i second that opinion)hey,jay(what)(shut up your ass)
they will never get it so i force it like abortion
on a poor kid who's family just knows they can't afford it
to live in this society with rovers and porches
their pinto's on 10s, wheels hot as 10 torches
to some it's a sin,
to some it's life choices
truth is(dum dum)
keep your minds open
(open up wide)
and listen to the veteran
life is shorter than my attention when I'm in netherlands
blowing hella dough on hella weed and hella hashish man
i feel like this is a holloween party for candy man
(i see dead people) I see, i see dead people
it's always a big honor when i talk to real people
instead of haters, fakers, occassional pansy ass
today marks a brand new era, my people raise up your glass
in the air(air)
taste it like the bread at mass
I'm a lighter
give a fuck who is a match
they on fire
as soon as i get a chance
firefighters are like...'nope, i ain't touchin that'
i approach ever future like, what's a past?
if you ain't learn from your mistakes?
(here's a common task)
take a rake
scrape it across your face
and you'll know what it's like for hell's gates to slam on your ass
Hook)/
When Sasha and her horse arrive at the elite Canterwood Crest Academy, they’re not exactly welcomed. One group of girls is used to being the best, the brightest, and the prettiest on the team. When Sasha shows her skills, the claws come out. No one says teammates have to be friends. Learn more about this book: http://bit.ly/bUc73f and its author: http://bit.ly/bMF9lu Middle grade (9-13)
Ever fancied the bespectacled, cute but meek girl on reception ?! Some office romances and flings might end up complicated but sometimes it can be worth it - and don't the quiet shy ones always turn out to be the raunchiest ?!
Before she became the girl you know and love, Kelly needed some help to find her style...watch as she meets her best friend Heather and finds out what all the popular girls are talking about. Thanks to The Cube at Marshalls, all of the crazy characters of Kelly's world meet up again. Watch Kelly as she desperately seeks out the answer to a very important question 'What R U guys Talking about?
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A young emo kid who cant play soccer tries to do a flip kick and fails horribly. Check out his backward flip kick and headplant from his stupid emoflip which pwnes his head and leaves him in pain. lol fail. If your still bored, check
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The race is on to get Lewis and Heikki's cars to the Italian Grand Prix in Monza -at a maximum speed of just 56 mph - aboard the team's Mercedes Transporter, driven by Hugh and Roy.
Calling all gleeks! Does beautiful hair make you want to sing with glee? Lea Michele, Golden Globe-nominated actress of the hit series “Glee,” is partnering with Dove Hair Care™ to inspire women everywhere to keep doing their favorite things to their hair, because reinvented Dove shampoos and conditioners take care of the damage. To celebrate, Lea will be performing an exclusive rendition of the iconic song “My Favorite Things” that will preview on TV and be available at www.dovegleeforall.com.
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