Imagine being castaway on a remote uninhabited island. Only this is not some tropical paradise, but a bleak island in the north Atlantic. In February. And the castaway is Tess, a woman so timid and ineffectual that she’ll need a miracle to survive.
This exciting novel follows Tess’s desperate efforts, and those of Cal Fisher, the detective assigned to investigate her disappearance. It also follows Mike, the man who put Tess on the island, as he struggles to live with the demons of his past, and the horrors that they drive him to.
Abandoned is available from all online bookshops
I didn't know Britain's wildlife had so much talent, not only can they forage for nuts and hibernate for winter and stuff, but they can play brass instruments and mime better than Britney !! Remarkable achievement, it really is !
This is a song written by Kayla Riley and she wrote it about Michael Smiley and the lyrics are below:
Walking around school all sad and glum
Because last night you didn\'t get some
All you do is sit around and pout
Because your boyfriend never puts out
Little virgin man
No woman can stand
Forever alone
You\'ll never get boned
Little virgin man
No woman can stand
You might as well be gay
That\'s all I can say
Now your by yourself once again
All the years you\'ll be alone; lets count by ten
Your only lover is your hand
Sitting down or you can stand
Little virgin man
All short and stout
You\'ll get laid, yeah that\'s a doubt
Little virgin man
No woman in sight
You might as well put on some really tight tights
Looking around all lame and gay
To get a woman you\'ll have to pray
Always in your loose sweat pants
I know why...
It\'s easier to use your hand
Little virgin man
The time will pass
When you will finally get some ass
Not from a woman, not from a man
Only from yourself; you\'re your biggest fan
Little virgin man
You\'re filled with strife
Well welcome to Michael Smiley\'s life!
Bob Boonah is the dude who can really \\\'soccer-it to ya !\\\'
Aside from the extremely dodgy accent & terrible yellow sweater,
the Rembrandt reference is simply class & he\\\'ll certainly change the way you think about
(or eat) tapas forever !
Cry Baby is a 1990 musical directed by John Waters. It stars Johnny Depp as 1950s teen rebel Wade Walker.
Cry-Baby (Wade Walker), a Drape, and Allison, Square, create upheaval and turmoil in their town by breaking the subculture taboos and falling in love. The movie shows what the young couple have to overcome to be together and how their actions affect the rest of the town.
Part of the film takes place at the now-closed Enchanted Forest amusement park in Ellicott City, Maryland.
Digital Lover is a video that was done with many layers of images to illustrate how the web can create unrealistic expectations about life by flashing in front of us this opulent, synthetic and fabricated virtual world. This is a single released by MoonDaze Productions from the album Utopia. It features a few images from the shelved movie Utopia combined with new footage shot exclusively for this production. This video can be embedded, posted and linked on any web site without restrictions.
