Penelope Lombard co-hosting Professor Hans von Puppet on the After Dark Show. Penelope Lombard is a stand-up comedian and at the same time an essay writer. This week Professor Hans and Penelope are going to take up the topic on losing virginity and hymens. The hymen is intact when a lady is still a virgin but if not then it’s broken and irreparable. In some rather backward primitive cultures it is mandatory being a virgin when getting married. A way to test that is to check if a woman bleeds the first time a couple is having sex during their honeymoon.
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So you might be asking what to do for a bachelorette party? Well, getting away from the usual wild bachelorette party night out would be fun if you do something metaphysical; like fortune telling, astrology, and all that.
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For the first time ever, Mr. Clean is stepping up to help in the massive New York City Department of Sanitation (DSNY) and Times Square Alliance cleanup of Times Square following the world’s biggest New Year’s Eve celebration. Each year, the DSNY completes the heavy clean-up of Times Square in record time. This year, Mr. Clean will provide the finishing sparkle to Duffy Square’s famous Red Steps with Mr. Clean® Liquid Muscle™, a new multi-purpose concentrated cleaning gel that delivers 2.5x more power in every drop.
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Welcome back to the Professor Puppet After Dark Show featuring booby babe green-eye brunette, Aria London. In this week's episode, we talk about love and sex. Is it really necessary to be in love with someone you are getting laid with? Some people make out and have much fun in a casual manner even in the absence of love.
So for all of you men out there, here's a little tip for you. Aria also loves playing hard to get when chased by men. But she knows that men, in generally, don't like women with too much confidence because it's becoming intimidating in their part. So just give it a little push you then who knows what might happen next.
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On the eve of National Adopt-A-Dog Month, the network is getting into some heavy petting. That’s when dogs and cats will invade the channel to launch MTV2’s #Down2Adopt, an on-air and online campaign to make shelters and rescue groups the go-to choice when looking for your new best friend. MTV2 will showcase adoptable shelter and rescue pets during the year-long campaign as they join forces with The Shelter Pet Project, a national public service program from the Ad Council, The Humane Society of the United States and Maddie’s Fund®.
#Down2Adopt launches with a series of video pet biographies featuring the voices of Kristen Bell, MTV2’s Charlamagne Tha God and MTV2’s Carly Aquilino comically narrating stories of how some dogs and cats found themselves in shelters. It will be all paws on deck when the #Down2Adopt pet bios premiere during an all new episode of MTV2’s “Uncommon Sense with Charlamagne” tonight, Wednesday, September 30, at 11pm ET. Charlamagne and guests including Vinny Guadagnino will share why they’re down to adopt shelter pets and will hang with Charm, an adoptable puppy from St. Hubert’s Animal Welfare Center in New Jersey.
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Professor Hans and Penelope Lombard address an excellent viewer fan mail question from Lory this week. Will using a vibrator too often desensitize one from regular sex? There are two main results that you can get when using an electronic device or an artificial toy during solo play too often. One is that, essentially, you will get yourself numb and will crave for more powerful vibrations. Second, is that you will tend to train yourself to cum too quickly. We all know that women take a little longer to get off than men. Here’s another point though. It’s really good to have your prostate ejaculate maybe every couple of days but you just need to discipline yourself not to make it too often. Otherwise, you will lose your sexual appetite.
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It’s the eve of the twenty-second century: a world where the dearly departed send postcards back from Heaven and evangelicals make scientific breakthroughs by speaking in tongues; where genetically engineered vampires solve problems intractable to baseline humans and soldiers come with zombie switches that shut off self-awareness during combat. And it’s all under surveillance by an alien presence that refuses to show itself.
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Today in Pompano Beach, Fla., The Goodyear Tire & Rubber Company set the Guinness World Record® for constructing the World’s Largest Game of Cornhole to kickoff a week of celebration leading up to the 80th Annual Goodyear Cotton Bowl Classic on December 31 in Arlington, Texas.
Measuring an astounding 64 feet by 32 feet, the super-sized version of the traditional tailgate game, cornhole, was paired up with another larger-than-life college football tradition—the Goodyear Blimp. As their school mascots cheered from the ground, cheerleaders from Michigan State University and the University of Alabama flew more than 200 feet above the massive cornhole game board to toss beanbags out of Goodyear’s newest blimp, Wingfoot One. The students competed for bragging rights in the larger-than-life game of cornhole as their teams prepare to face off in the College Football Playoff Semifinal at the Goodyear Cotton Bowl Classic on New Year’s Eve. The epic game ended in a 1-1 tie.
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