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Watch this ultra fail video! A janitor cleaning an elephant cage gets stuck in a pachyderms butt accidently.
Luckily, the elephant pachyderm squeezes the man out, allowing him to breathe. Nothing like having an elephant sit
right down on your head. Too funny and epic fail. If your still bored, check out/add my profile/videos if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
A woman is going about her daily routine, cleaning out the living room. But wait something is not right here - would you put this accessory in your living room?
/Intro
Allow me to just introduce myself, my name is..
(well...uhhh) K to the I D
and right now I am like what the sky be
higher than a cloud, much cooler than the sound of
a milli a milli, wired through 2 accounts
while i blew threw a philly, chicky rolls another round
whole life's been an adlib, now I'm in the foreground
four front, six back, feelin like the president
(sweet like) three swedish models as my deligates
never had a problem with you sellin that
to be totally honest, I'm a product of the celar rats
honored to watch em rise sky high without sellin packs
(though my boy crooklyn)taught me grab and then sell em back
(though he did, I) never been involved in the sell of crack,
pills go stupid, so do snow when I'm boardin that
slope, been weird, I don't live out of fear
I live out my tic tocs just switched in 6th gear
as i breeze to the pier, watch the waves crash sand
feels like I dream, but i see i am
me, and I'll never change that for no man
even if it means gain fame and a few more fans
i see staring at the ceiling like Outkast did
only seems to be a part of the muthafuckin plan
and i guess so was me being a veteran so....
allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is
(mister)K to the iddI
I got continents to conquer, so i ain't got the tiddyme
to riddyme with asinine rappers who ackin ice cold,
then they froze as i hold, and then pass the mic
(go!) we all been through it, that's just a fact of life
ask tootie, you would need to practice twice
or triple to get to the level I'm rappin right
now, multiply that number by 6y
and y stands for years,
equals, I
tears,
go 'head and drip them, cry
cause i never did,
just accepted what it is and
maintained focus like a rifle to a bear
seen the eifel out in pa/ris
watched steve piss on it, yeh
so disrespectful, careless
i feel like that one gray rabbit with the carrots
(mnnnaaaah) what's up doc? I'm fearless,
lawless,
the one that spin heads like ferris
what's a gun to a full blown terrorists?
(boom)
done with that bullshit, mail any response to www.suckthis
.com
done/
Crack a bottle
/Intro
(I feel like i wanna)crack a bottle right upside his fitted cap
swear to allah i'll do that the way i finish tracks
(super fast like)superman is in the building
look up higher than the ceiling
look up higher than your feelings when you're
eyeing me in VI/P, stands for puss ass(es)
ain't hangin round me, I'm the light if you get gassed(bitch)
nicca I am being sicka than these faggots slangin raps
cause I'm over em
(frozen to em)
I should probably thaw myself out to get closer to em
hop out like (ice)cube up in smoke
crack a bottle, right upside his fitted cap
til his dome is opened wider than a groupie's legs
my word giddame ain't the only way to get em wet
simple, pliddane a protege of the best and
sorry to say but that crown stays in the west
you say you great, i say must've been great legs
how you run off at the mouth and get chased with your fake ass, you
see me nigga, I'm a 100 never whinin
I'm a 100 with the grindin
you a 100 with a minus(-100)
a/ttached to it
feels just like I'm glidin, I'm on air(air)
right into your iris
(so you can see clear)
i know it ain't fair, but ah ha ha, na na I don't care
your biz is so gladis(night)
feels like slapboxin a bear
that ain't ate for half a year
and it's lovin it's steak rare
see? how I switch it, flip it, then sit it on my hair
L.A. on the brim until I'm.....
L.A. in my viddanes when I'm sittin in this chiddare when you stare
so please don't forget it or medics'll zip it up and say somebody
(cracked a bottle)right upside his
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Hindu art, unlike Buddhist art, shows the human figure curved, voluptuous and filled with potential motion. Parvati below is shaped and dressed (only in jewelry to emphasize her sexuality and a crown) like the Yakshi. Ganesha, the elephant-headed god in the center, is corpulent, the result of \\good living.\\ Vishnu on the right is portrayed with a fit, but soft body, and with four arms to show his many powers.
The Indian artist had an entirely different starting point. He considered that the perfect human animal was an inadequate symbol for the beauty of the divine nature which comprehended all human qualities and transcended them all. It was only by meditating on the Ultimate Perfection that the artist�s mind could perceive some glimmer of the beauty of the Godhead. Mere bodily strength and mundane perfections of form are never glorified in Indian art. Indian art is essentially idealistic, mystic, symbolic, and transcendental. The artist is both priest and poet. In this respect Indian art is closely allied to the Gothic art of Europe � indeed, Gothic art is only the Eastern consciousness manifesting itself in a Western environment. But while the Christian art of the Middle Ages is always emotional, rendering literally the pain of the mortification of the flesh, the bodily sufferings of the Man of Sorrows, Indian art appeals more to the imagination and strives to realize the spirituality and abstraction of a supra-terrestrial sphere.
Britney Spears - Womanizer Lyric:-
Superstar
Where you from, how's it going?
I know you
Gotta clue whatcha doing
You can play brand new, to all the other chicks out here
But I know what you are, what you are, baby
Look at you
Gettin more than just a re-up
Baby, you
Got all the puppets with their strings up
Fakin like a good one, but I call em like i see em
I know what you are, what you are, baby
Womanizer
Woman-womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer
Oh, you're a womanizer, baby
You you you are
You you you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
(You)You got me goin
(You)You're oh so charmin
(You)But I can't do it
(You)You womanizer
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
(You)You say I'm crazy
(You)I gotcha crazy
(You)You're nothin but a
(You)Womanizer
Daddy-o
You've got the swagger of a champion
Too bad for you
You just can't find the right companion
I guess when you have one too many, makes it hard, it could be easy
Who you are, that's just who you are, baby
Lollipop
Must mistake me you're the sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim, not another
Say you're playin how you want it, but no way I'm never gonna fall for you
Never you, baby
Womanizer
Woman-womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer
Oh, you're a womanizer, baby
You you you are
You you you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
(You)You got me goin
(You)You're oh so charmin
(You)But I can't do it
(You)You womanizer
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are ,are
(You)You say I'm crazy
(You)I gotcha crazy
(You)You're nothin but a
(You)Womanizer
Maybe if we both lived in a different world
(Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer)
It would be all good
And maybe I could be your girl
But I can't so we don't
You
Womanizer
Woman-womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer
Oh, you're a womanizer, baby
You you you are
You you you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
(You)You got me goin
(You)You're oh so charmin
(You)But I can't do it
(You)You womanizer
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
(You)You say I'm crazy
(You)I got you crazy
(You)You're nothin but a
(You)Womanizer
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
Womanizer
Woman-womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer
Oh, you're a womanizer, baby
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When a soccer player kicks for a goal, it will only spell fail for the blocking goalie. Check out this funny accident when a soccer ball allmost misses the goal, hits the post, and then smaks the goalie right on the nose. Ouch! An epic soccer fail indeed. If your still bored, check out/add my profile/videos if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
Children of suicide terrorist, Reem Riyashi, interview Al Aqsa TV (Hamas), March 8, 2007 -We are going now to the two children of Reem Riyashi, the Martyrdom-seeker, Jihad fighter, (mother of) Duha and Muhammad: Duha, do you love Mommy? Where did Mommy go? - In the Garden (Paradise). - What did Mommy do? - Martyrdom. - She killed Jews. Right? How many did she kill, Muhammad? What? How many Jews did she kill? How many? - Five
(more)(
child Quran w gun to shahid Hamas clip Eng Hamas children's clip: From childhood to Shahada death We have come! We have come! Machine-gun and Quran in our hands We've grown and so has the right in the eyes of the wronged We swore to retrieve the land We have come! We have come! The pure blood will produce honor and glory The pure blood will produce honor and glory The Izz A-Din Al-Qassam (Hamas) Information Office
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(Casha)
If you know exactly what I wanna do
Then I'm a give the business to you
[Verse 1:]
See I ain't neva met a girl
That's getting down like you
(never met a girl like you baby)
And I ain't neva met a girl
That put it down like you
(you know you make it do what it do baby)
(Ay ay ay)
Say thug in yo life
That's what you need shawty
Anything you want
It's guarenteed for my
Boo boo boo boo boo
yea yea yea
And I ain't tryina go hard
For what I need shawty
I'm tryina tell you exactly what I need from
You you you you you
Cause you know I wanna
[Chorus:]
A Freak in morning
A Freak in the evening
Just call me up and I'll be there when you need me
When ever you want me you can come and see me
Cause you know just what to do
You give me the business
Give me the business
Give me the business
You give me the business
Shawty give me the business
If you know exactly what I wanna do (You want it too)
Then I'm a give the business to you
Oh, oh ohohoh, oh oh ohohoh
Then I'm a give the business to you
Oh, oh ohohoh, oh oh ohohoh
(Can I give you the business shawty)
(Can I give you the business shawty)
(From the show to the afterparty)
Baby I'm a give the business to you
[Verse 2:]
Ay,that business baby
Cause I really wanna drive you crazy
Wanna kiss wanna rub wanna lick wanna touch
Wanna put it inside you baby
Wanna climb on top of you
And give it to you for a hour or two
until you cum I
Wannna hit it from the back
Ooo stroke, stroke for a minute or two
Because ya so tight
Booty hung right
Got her tongue right
Ride with me
To the sunlight
We can have a little Sex in the City baby
You can be Carrie
I'm a be Mr. Biggs
Cause you so fine
And you just right
But you look much better with me
So let me manage ya girl
And did I eva tell ya
That it's nice to know ya
And you know I wanna
[Chorus:]
A Freak in morning
A Freak in the evening
Just call me up and I'll be there when you need me
When ever you want me you can come and see me
Cause you know just what to do
You give me the business
Give me the business
Give me the business
You give me the business
Shawty give me the business
If you know exactly what I wanna do (You want it too)
Then I'm a give the business to you
Oh, oh ohohoh, oh oh ohohoh
Then I'm a give the business to you
Oh, oh ohohoh, oh oh ohohoh
(Can I give you the business shawty)
(Can I give you the business shawty)
(From the show to the afterparty)
Baby I'm a give the business to you
[Bridge:]
Lets talk about that business baby
It's more than just a 8 letter word
It describes me and you
And what we do
Hold on this shit is so good, I gotta repeat fa ha
Ya, see you been playing all night
Now its time to handle business baby
Keep goin hard on ya job when ya do it
Ma, you drive me crazy
You drivin me crazy when ya
Give me the business
G-give me give me, g-give me give me, give me the business
G-give me the business
Shawty give me the business
If, if, if, if you know exactly what I wanna do
Then I'm a give the business to you
Oh, oh ohohoh, oh oh ohohoh
Then I'm a give the business to you
Oh, oh ohohoh, oh oh ohohoh
(Can I give you the business shawty)
(Can I give you the business shawty)
(From the show to the afterparty)
Baby I'm a give the business to you
I believe that every child in America has the right to fresh, nutritious school meals, and that every family deserves real, honest, wholesome food. Too many people are being affected by what they eat. It's time for a national revolution. America needs to stand up for better food!
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When a fat kid starts to jump on a low dive diving board, it can only spell fail. Here, check out fattie when he tries to do a trick on the diving board, only to faceplant hard and then fall right into the pool of water. If your still bored, check out/add my profile if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
