Imagine being castaway on a remote uninhabited island. Only this is not some tropical paradise, but a bleak island in the north Atlantic. In February. And the castaway is Tess, a woman so timid and ineffectual that she’ll need a miracle to survive.
This exciting novel follows Tess’s desperate efforts, and those of Cal Fisher, the detective assigned to investigate her disappearance. It also follows Mike, the man who put Tess on the island, as he struggles to live with the demons of his past, and the horrors that they drive him to.
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This is a song written by Kayla Riley and she wrote it about Michael Smiley and the lyrics are below:
Walking around school all sad and glum
Because last night you didn\'t get some
All you do is sit around and pout
Because your boyfriend never puts out
Little virgin man
No woman can stand
Forever alone
You\'ll never get boned
Little virgin man
No woman can stand
You might as well be gay
That\'s all I can say
Now your by yourself once again
All the years you\'ll be alone; lets count by ten
Your only lover is your hand
Sitting down or you can stand
Little virgin man
All short and stout
You\'ll get laid, yeah that\'s a doubt
Little virgin man
No woman in sight
You might as well put on some really tight tights
Looking around all lame and gay
To get a woman you\'ll have to pray
Always in your loose sweat pants
I know why...
It\'s easier to use your hand
Little virgin man
The time will pass
When you will finally get some ass
Not from a woman, not from a man
Only from yourself; you\'re your biggest fan
Little virgin man
You\'re filled with strife
Well welcome to Michael Smiley\'s life!
Making of SOMEWHERE
Present
SOMEWHERE
A Film by Emmanuel MURAT
Synopsis:
Simon is a 30 years old man, and his everyday life ticks like a clock. Nonetheless, it seems that this routine? satisfies Simon. Then, one day, a man, older than Simon is going to mess up his routine. Whom he ?
What does he want ? Is he going to take Simon off such a straight path ?
Cast :
Yvan ATTAL ???????????????..Simon
Vernon DOBTCHEFF??????????.??The man in the subway
Technical Features
Written & Directed : Emmanuel Murat
Production : Barbecue Films
Executive Producers: Cyril Cohen / Didier Victor Cohen / Emmanuel Murat
Original soundtrack : Benjamin Murat
Director of Photography : Thomas Bataille
Sound Designer: Olivier P?ria ( les Points Sonneurs )
Sound Mixer : ?ric Chevalier ( Studio Merjithur )
Editor : J?nnifer Aug?
Set Decorator : Nicolas Sire
Costume Coordinator : Carine Sarfati
Scriptgirl : Lucie Truffaut
1er assistant director : Guillaume Maurice
Technical
Sound : DTS St?r?o
Time : 13?19??
Format: 1/85
Support : 35 mm
Pellicule : Kodak
FESTIVALS SELECTIONS
Official Selection
14th International Festival Tout Ecran of Gen?ve 2005 (Switzerland)
Official Selection
14th Festival of Sarlat 2005 (France)
PRICE
Official Selection
22nd International Festival of Palavas-Les-Flots 2005 (France)
Official Selection
11th New-York / Avignon International Film Festival (USA)
Official Selection
22nd International Festival of T?h?ran 2005 (Iran)
Official Selection
2nd International Festival of shorts films in Grande R?gion 2005
(France,Luxembourg,Belgium)
Official Selection
54th International Festival of Mannheim-Heidelberg (Germany)
2005
Official Selection
22 nd Film Festival of Sainte Livrade (France) 2005
Official Selection
1 st Prague Short Film Festival (R?public Czech) 2005
Official Selection
13th Festival du Film Fantastique De G?rardmer (France) 2006
Official Selection
17th International Film Festival of Valenciennes (France) 2006
Official Selection
3rd Naoussa International Short Film and Video Festival (Grece) 2006
JURY SPECIAL PRICE
Official Selection
5th Altkirch Film Festival (France) 2006
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34th Internation Film Festival of Nations (Austria) 2006
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32nd International Festival of Badalona (Spain) 2006
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10 th Los Angeles International Short Film Festival (USA 2006)
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Circuito Off Venice International Short Film Festival VII ?dition (Italie 2006)
Official Selection
3rd European Festival of shoert films - Festival court m?trage de Rennes (France 2006)
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20th International Film Festival of Leeds (UK 2006)
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3rd Festival du court m?trage francophone de fiction de Bischheim (France 2006)
Official Selection
12th International Film Festival of Roma / Medfilm Fest (Italie 2006)
Official Selection
Ecu Film Festival (Paris-France 2007)
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Linda Alston hasn't thought of sweet, blue-eyed Bruce Harmon since they graduated from college five years earlier. But when she runs into him at a reunion and he raises her temperature. With a knowing heat beginning its slow burn in the pit of her stomach, the possibility of playing one final game with her the man who once set her on fire, Linda finds that perhaps the ties that bind them are stronger and hotter than she ever realized.
The ad depicts a man walking through a city on a series of red wires and closes with the strap line "Let your mind wander". Each wire represents a thought inspired by reading The Economist and the journey is a metaphor for the pleasure of connecting different ideas. Gradually, he climbs higher and higher as his mind elevates him.
Lady Gaga:
A Red One
Konvict
Gaga
Ive had a little bit too much(much)
All of the people start to rush.
Start to rush babe.
How does he twist the dance?
Cant find my drink or man.
Where are my keys, I lost my phone.
Whats go-ing out on the floor?
I love this record baby, but I cant see straight anymore.
Keep it cool whats the name of this club?
I cant remember but its alright, alright.
Chorus:
Just dance. Gunna be okay.
Da-doo-doo-doo
Just dance. Spin that record babe.
Da-doo-doo-doo
Just dance. Gunna be okay.
Duh-duh-duh-duh
Dance. Dance. Dance. Ju-just dance.
Lady Gaga:
Wish I could shut my playboy mouth. (mouth)
Howd I turn my shirt inside out? Inside out babe.
Control your poison babe
Roses with thorns they say.
And were all gettin hosed tonight.
Whats go-ing out on the floor?
I love this record baby, but I cant see straight anymore.
Keep it cool whats the name of this club?
I cant remember but its alright, alright.
[Chorus]
Colby Donis:
When I come through on the dance floor checkin out that catalogue.
Cant believe my eyes so many women without a flaw.
And I aint gonn give it up, steady tryna pick it up like the car
Ima hit it, Ima hit it and flex until the til done until tomorrow yeah.
Shawty I can see that you got so much energy
The way you twirling up them hips round and round
Theres no reason, I know why you cant leave here with me
In the meantime stand, let me watch you break it down.
[Chorus]
Lady Gaga:
Im psychotic synchypnotic
I got my blue burners and phonic
Im psychotic synchypnotic
I got my brand electronic
Im psychotic synchypnotic
I got my blue burners and phonic
Im psychotic synchypnotic
I got my brand electronic
Lady Gaga:
Go. Use your muscle comin out work and hustle
Akon:
I got it, just stay close enough to get it
Lady Gaga:
Go slow. Drive it, clean it like so clean its been molesto,
Akon:
I got it,
Lady Gaga:
And your popped collin
[Chorus]
Fleas are enjoying their dance in this man's head. They made the their venue for their hiphop groove. Do you enjoy this clip? I ask you to see more of these at www.adasport.com. Go and check it out!
