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When some kids decide to spin one of their freinds on a swingset, it will only spell fail. Watch and laugh as you watch an oncoming train wreck out in the middle of this playground. The kids keep pushing the swing to the point of break and then watch their friend fall to the ground, faceplant, and walk away from the accident. If your still bored,check out/add my profile/videos if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
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Lyrics:
High Noon
HOOK:
Just when you thought it was safe to play outside,
here comes the new kid on his big red bike
poppin wheelies
ackin all silly,
billy, i think this kid's lookin for a fight
(wild wild west)and the noon is high
Verse1:
Please for the sake of safety remember the alias
I am the epitomy of what you think that crazy is
while you're the equivalent of pussy a mercedes gets
20 on it, call me on it, on this table(place your bets)
I am not an arguer so you should probably save your breath
you are gonna need it when you're runnin like a lazy pet
see, i told you that
next time you'll listen but there's not a next imagine that
no one takes the minutes to find out that i am a cool cat
(i second that opinion)hey,jay(what)(shut up your ass)
they will never get it so i force it like abortion
on a poor kid who's family just knows they can't afford it
to live in this society with rovers and porches
their pinto's on 10s, wheels hot as 10 torches
to some it's a sin,
to some it's life choices
truth is(dum dum)
keep your minds open
(open up wide)
and listen to the veteran
life is shorter than my attention when I'm in netherlands
blowing hella dough on hella weed and hella hashish man
i feel like this is a holloween party for candy man
(i see dead people) I see, i see dead people
it's always a big honor when i talk to real people
instead of haters, fakers, occassional pansy ass
today marks a brand new era, my people raise up your glass
in the air(air)
taste it like the bread at mass
I'm a lighter
give a fuck who is a match
they on fire
as soon as i get a chance
firefighters are like...'nope, i ain't touchin that'
i approach ever future like, what's a past?
if you ain't learn from your mistakes?
(here's a common task)
take a rake
scrape it across your face
and you'll know what it's like for hell's gates to slam on your ass
Hook)/
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(Casha)
If you know exactly what I wanna do
Then I'm a give the business to you
[Verse 1:]
See I ain't neva met a girl
That's getting down like you
(never met a girl like you baby)
And I ain't neva met a girl
That put it down like you
(you know you make it do what it do baby)
(Ay ay ay)
Say thug in yo life
That's what you need shawty
Anything you want
It's guarenteed for my
Boo boo boo boo boo
yea yea yea
And I ain't tryina go hard
For what I need shawty
I'm tryina tell you exactly what I need from
You you you you you
Cause you know I wanna
[Chorus:]
A Freak in morning
A Freak in the evening
Just call me up and I'll be there when you need me
When ever you want me you can come and see me
Cause you know just what to do
You give me the business
Give me the business
Give me the business
You give me the business
Shawty give me the business
If you know exactly what I wanna do (You want it too)
Then I'm a give the business to you
Oh, oh ohohoh, oh oh ohohoh
Then I'm a give the business to you
Oh, oh ohohoh, oh oh ohohoh
(Can I give you the business shawty)
(Can I give you the business shawty)
(From the show to the afterparty)
Baby I'm a give the business to you
[Verse 2:]
Ay,that business baby
Cause I really wanna drive you crazy
Wanna kiss wanna rub wanna lick wanna touch
Wanna put it inside you baby
Wanna climb on top of you
And give it to you for a hour or two
until you cum I
Wannna hit it from the back
Ooo stroke, stroke for a minute or two
Because ya so tight
Booty hung right
Got her tongue right
Ride with me
To the sunlight
We can have a little Sex in the City baby
You can be Carrie
I'm a be Mr. Biggs
Cause you so fine
And you just right
But you look much better with me
So let me manage ya girl
And did I eva tell ya
That it's nice to know ya
And you know I wanna
[Chorus:]
A Freak in morning
A Freak in the evening
Just call me up and I'll be there when you need me
When ever you want me you can come and see me
Cause you know just what to do
You give me the business
Give me the business
Give me the business
You give me the business
Shawty give me the business
If you know exactly what I wanna do (You want it too)
Then I'm a give the business to you
Oh, oh ohohoh, oh oh ohohoh
Then I'm a give the business to you
Oh, oh ohohoh, oh oh ohohoh
(Can I give you the business shawty)
(Can I give you the business shawty)
(From the show to the afterparty)
Baby I'm a give the business to you
[Bridge:]
Lets talk about that business baby
It's more than just a 8 letter word
It describes me and you
And what we do
Hold on this shit is so good, I gotta repeat fa ha
Ya, see you been playing all night
Now its time to handle business baby
Keep goin hard on ya job when ya do it
Ma, you drive me crazy
You drivin me crazy when ya
Give me the business
G-give me give me, g-give me give me, give me the business
G-give me the business
Shawty give me the business
If, if, if, if you know exactly what I wanna do
Then I'm a give the business to you
Oh, oh ohohoh, oh oh ohohoh
Then I'm a give the business to you
Oh, oh ohohoh, oh oh ohohoh
(Can I give you the business shawty)
(Can I give you the business shawty)
(From the show to the afterparty)
Baby I'm a give the business to you
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Winner: Character Division 2008 .... uh... convention in Ireland that I keep forgetting to look up the name for.
Anime: Princess Tutu
Music: Paralyzer by ... Seether I think. I'll correct this later.
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