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Watch as a motorcycle gets run into by a car who runs a red light. Laugh as the biker spins like a chopper blade in the air from the impact. This extreme crash is near fatal, but word has it that the motorcycle driver lives to wanton soup another day. If your still bored, check out/add my profile/videos if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
/Intro
Allow me to just introduce myself, my name is..
(well...uhhh) K to the I D
and right now I am like what the sky be
higher than a cloud, much cooler than the sound of
a milli a milli, wired through 2 accounts
while i blew threw a philly, chicky rolls another round
whole life's been an adlib, now I'm in the foreground
four front, six back, feelin like the president
(sweet like) three swedish models as my deligates
never had a problem with you sellin that
to be totally honest, I'm a product of the celar rats
honored to watch em rise sky high without sellin packs
(though my boy crooklyn)taught me grab and then sell em back
(though he did, I) never been involved in the sell of crack,
pills go stupid, so do snow when I'm boardin that
slope, been weird, I don't live out of fear
I live out my tic tocs just switched in 6th gear
as i breeze to the pier, watch the waves crash sand
feels like I dream, but i see i am
me, and I'll never change that for no man
even if it means gain fame and a few more fans
i see staring at the ceiling like Outkast did
only seems to be a part of the muthafuckin plan
and i guess so was me being a veteran so....
allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is
(mister)K to the iddI
I got continents to conquer, so i ain't got the tiddyme
to riddyme with asinine rappers who ackin ice cold,
then they froze as i hold, and then pass the mic
(go!) we all been through it, that's just a fact of life
ask tootie, you would need to practice twice
or triple to get to the level I'm rappin right
now, multiply that number by 6y
and y stands for years,
equals, I
tears,
go 'head and drip them, cry
cause i never did,
just accepted what it is and
maintained focus like a rifle to a bear
seen the eifel out in pa/ris
watched steve piss on it, yeh
so disrespectful, careless
i feel like that one gray rabbit with the carrots
(mnnnaaaah) what's up doc? I'm fearless,
lawless,
the one that spin heads like ferris
what's a gun to a full blown terrorists?
(boom)
done with that bullshit, mail any response to www.suckthis
.com
done/
Crack a bottle
/Intro
(I feel like i wanna)crack a bottle right upside his fitted cap
swear to allah i'll do that the way i finish tracks
(super fast like)superman is in the building
look up higher than the ceiling
look up higher than your feelings when you're
eyeing me in VI/P, stands for puss ass(es)
ain't hangin round me, I'm the light if you get gassed(bitch)
nicca I am being sicka than these faggots slangin raps
cause I'm over em
(frozen to em)
I should probably thaw myself out to get closer to em
hop out like (ice)cube up in smoke
crack a bottle, right upside his fitted cap
til his dome is opened wider than a groupie's legs
my word giddame ain't the only way to get em wet
simple, pliddane a protege of the best and
sorry to say but that crown stays in the west
you say you great, i say must've been great legs
how you run off at the mouth and get chased with your fake ass, you
see me nigga, I'm a 100 never whinin
I'm a 100 with the grindin
you a 100 with a minus(-100)
a/ttached to it
feels just like I'm glidin, I'm on air(air)
right into your iris
(so you can see clear)
i know it ain't fair, but ah ha ha, na na I don't care
your biz is so gladis(night)
feels like slapboxin a bear
that ain't ate for half a year
and it's lovin it's steak rare
see? how I switch it, flip it, then sit it on my hair
L.A. on the brim until I'm.....
L.A. in my viddanes when I'm sittin in this chiddare when you stare
so please don't forget it or medics'll zip it up and say somebody
(cracked a bottle)right upside his
Second single of Mister E album by Breck Stewart, music by Jim Robson. The video was shot and edited with original source 30p HD 1920X1080i then reduced to 1280X720 (hd720) for maximum compatibility with most net settings and web sites. Directed by Breck Stewart and Mario Beauchesne as part of MoonDaze Productions. Featuring Gazelle, Gabriel, Steve Desmarais as Sparkangel and Jovani Aldana as Dito.
The video was recorded on location at Sky Pub Club in Montreal, Canada. The term Mister E is a reference to the drug MDMA commonly known as Ecstasy which is very popular in clubs. It's also a word play on the word mystery. All the songs on Mister E are about the danger of Ecstasy and how it can have a devastating effect on the human brain.
(Casha)
If you know exactly what I wanna do
Then I'm a give the business to you
[Verse 1:]
See I ain't neva met a girl
That's getting down like you
(never met a girl like you baby)
And I ain't neva met a girl
That put it down like you
(you know you make it do what it do baby)
(Ay ay ay)
Say thug in yo life
That's what you need shawty
Anything you want
It's guarenteed for my
Boo boo boo boo boo
yea yea yea
And I ain't tryina go hard
For what I need shawty
I'm tryina tell you exactly what I need from
You you you you you
Cause you know I wanna
[Chorus:]
A Freak in morning
A Freak in the evening
Just call me up and I'll be there when you need me
When ever you want me you can come and see me
Cause you know just what to do
You give me the business
Give me the business
Give me the business
You give me the business
Shawty give me the business
If you know exactly what I wanna do (You want it too)
Then I'm a give the business to you
Oh, oh ohohoh, oh oh ohohoh
Then I'm a give the business to you
Oh, oh ohohoh, oh oh ohohoh
(Can I give you the business shawty)
(Can I give you the business shawty)
(From the show to the afterparty)
Baby I'm a give the business to you
[Verse 2:]
Ay,that business baby
Cause I really wanna drive you crazy
Wanna kiss wanna rub wanna lick wanna touch
Wanna put it inside you baby
Wanna climb on top of you
And give it to you for a hour or two
until you cum I
Wannna hit it from the back
Ooo stroke, stroke for a minute or two
Because ya so tight
Booty hung right
Got her tongue right
Ride with me
To the sunlight
We can have a little Sex in the City baby
You can be Carrie
I'm a be Mr. Biggs
Cause you so fine
And you just right
But you look much better with me
So let me manage ya girl
And did I eva tell ya
That it's nice to know ya
And you know I wanna
[Chorus:]
A Freak in morning
A Freak in the evening
Just call me up and I'll be there when you need me
When ever you want me you can come and see me
Cause you know just what to do
You give me the business
Give me the business
Give me the business
You give me the business
Shawty give me the business
If you know exactly what I wanna do (You want it too)
Then I'm a give the business to you
Oh, oh ohohoh, oh oh ohohoh
Then I'm a give the business to you
Oh, oh ohohoh, oh oh ohohoh
(Can I give you the business shawty)
(Can I give you the business shawty)
(From the show to the afterparty)
Baby I'm a give the business to you
[Bridge:]
Lets talk about that business baby
It's more than just a 8 letter word
It describes me and you
And what we do
Hold on this shit is so good, I gotta repeat fa ha
Ya, see you been playing all night
Now its time to handle business baby
Keep goin hard on ya job when ya do it
Ma, you drive me crazy
You drivin me crazy when ya
Give me the business
G-give me give me, g-give me give me, give me the business
G-give me the business
Shawty give me the business
If, if, if, if you know exactly what I wanna do
Then I'm a give the business to you
Oh, oh ohohoh, oh oh ohohoh
Then I'm a give the business to you
Oh, oh ohohoh, oh oh ohohoh
(Can I give you the business shawty)
(Can I give you the business shawty)
(From the show to the afterparty)
Baby I'm a give the business to you
My Pinche iPhone app is an easy way to find ingredient translations between English & Spanish; an intuitive unit converter (Metric and US Imperial) and quick way to scale recipes.
– The perfect companion to any cookbook or recipe!
“Pinche” is a Spanish word to refer to the person who helps in the kitchen (ayudante de cocinero). It captures the essence of this new app – to help food lovers and home chefs.
This app was designed to create a common food language for Hispanics residing in and traveling to the U.S. My Pinche can be used at home or on the go.
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Dave Matthews discusses the band's new album, drops a few choice word bombs and talks about the band's upcoming show at NYC's Beacon Theatre. Tune into Fuse on June 1st at 9pm|8c for exclusive live and commercial free airing of the concert!
Hey, Everyone! This is my new tribute to my one and only Hero: Aaron Hotchner. This clip was made because he is strong, stubborn, lonely and so sad. And he still stands in spite of what his scars say. He is a real lonely hero. He means everything what this word, hero means. In my next life I'll look for a man like him first! :)))
Oh, and I want to dedicate to Thomas Gibson too, cuz it was his 47th birthday yesterday! I know he will never watch this, but who cares!?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THOMAS! We all love you!
Its for fun only! And pleasure of course! :)))))))) I mean I own nothing!
The music is: My side of the story by Hodges
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When you ride your motorcycle, you want to make sure you dont show-off in front of a cop. Watch as this crotch rocket does a wheelie in front of a cop, only to lose control and crash on camera. The word is, the biker was not very smart in that he was not wearing a helmet, and had on only shorts and a t-shirt. Get a good laugh at this wheelie crash fail as not only does he crash, but he also gets a ticket for wreckless indangerment. If your still bored, check out/add my profile/videos if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
