New
Rodney Jensen Original. An answer to Carrie Underwoods Man Hating
Songs. The Man's side of the story to Before He Cheats.You notice
Carrie Underwood records a lot of songs about bashing men!
Verse 1
It was two weeks after the day she turned 18
all dressed in white, going to the church that night
She had his box of letters in the passenger seat,
six pence in her shoe
something borrowed something blue
and when the church doors opened up wide she put her veil down trying to hide the tears oh
she just couldn’t believe it
she heard the trumpets from the military band and the flowers fell out of her hands
Chorus
Baby, why’d you leave me, why’d you have to go
I was counting on forever, now I’ll never know
I cant even breathe
It’s like I’m, looking from a distance, standing in the background
Everybody’s saying, he’s not coming home now,
This can’t be happening to me
This is just a dream
Verse 2
The preacher man said let us bow our heads and pray
lord please lift his soul and heal this hurt
then the congregation all stood up and sang the saddest song that she ever heard
then they handed her a folded up flag and
she held on to all she had left of him oh and what could’ve been
and then guns rang one last shot and it felt like a bullet in her heart
Chorus
Baby, why’d you leave me, why’d you have to go
I was counting on forever, now I’ll never know
I can’t even breathe
It’s like I’m, looking from a distance, standing in the background
Everybody’s saying, he’s not coming home now,
This can’t be happening to me
This is just a dream
Baby, why’d you leave me, why’d you have to go
I was counting on forever, now I’ll never know
Ohh i’ll never know
It’s like I’m, looking from a distance, standing in the background
Everybody’s saying, he’s not coming home now,
This can’t be happening to me
This is just a dream
Oh this is just a dream
just a dream, ya [fading out]
(Casha)
If you know exactly what I wanna do
Then I'm a give the business to you
[Verse 1:]
See I ain't neva met a girl
That's getting down like you
(never met a girl like you baby)
And I ain't neva met a girl
That put it down like you
(you know you make it do what it do baby)
(Ay ay ay)
Say thug in yo life
That's what you need shawty
Anything you want
It's guarenteed for my
Boo boo boo boo boo
yea yea yea
And I ain't tryina go hard
For what I need shawty
I'm tryina tell you exactly what I need from
You you you you you
Cause you know I wanna
[Chorus:]
A Freak in morning
A Freak in the evening
Just call me up and I'll be there when you need me
When ever you want me you can come and see me
Cause you know just what to do
You give me the business
Give me the business
Give me the business
You give me the business
Shawty give me the business
If you know exactly what I wanna do (You want it too)
Then I'm a give the business to you
Oh, oh ohohoh, oh oh ohohoh
Then I'm a give the business to you
Oh, oh ohohoh, oh oh ohohoh
(Can I give you the business shawty)
(Can I give you the business shawty)
(From the show to the afterparty)
Baby I'm a give the business to you
[Verse 2:]
Ay,that business baby
Cause I really wanna drive you crazy
Wanna kiss wanna rub wanna lick wanna touch
Wanna put it inside you baby
Wanna climb on top of you
And give it to you for a hour or two
until you cum I
Wannna hit it from the back
Ooo stroke, stroke for a minute or two
Because ya so tight
Booty hung right
Got her tongue right
Ride with me
To the sunlight
We can have a little Sex in the City baby
You can be Carrie
I'm a be Mr. Biggs
Cause you so fine
And you just right
But you look much better with me
So let me manage ya girl
And did I eva tell ya
That it's nice to know ya
And you know I wanna
[Chorus:]
A Freak in morning
A Freak in the evening
Just call me up and I'll be there when you need me
When ever you want me you can come and see me
Cause you know just what to do
You give me the business
Give me the business
Give me the business
You give me the business
Shawty give me the business
If you know exactly what I wanna do (You want it too)
Then I'm a give the business to you
Oh, oh ohohoh, oh oh ohohoh
Then I'm a give the business to you
Oh, oh ohohoh, oh oh ohohoh
(Can I give you the business shawty)
(Can I give you the business shawty)
(From the show to the afterparty)
Baby I'm a give the business to you
[Bridge:]
Lets talk about that business baby
It's more than just a 8 letter word
It describes me and you
And what we do
Hold on this shit is so good, I gotta repeat fa ha
Ya, see you been playing all night
Now its time to handle business baby
Keep goin hard on ya job when ya do it
Ma, you drive me crazy
You drivin me crazy when ya
Give me the business
G-give me give me, g-give me give me, give me the business
G-give me the business
Shawty give me the business
If, if, if, if you know exactly what I wanna do
Then I'm a give the business to you
Oh, oh ohohoh, oh oh ohohoh
Then I'm a give the business to you
Oh, oh ohohoh, oh oh ohohoh
(Can I give you the business shawty)
(Can I give you the business shawty)
(From the show to the afterparty)
Baby I'm a give the business to you
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