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While branding the back leg of a horse, this rancher finds out his patient packs quite the kick. You can get a
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Brazilian born soccer super star, Eduardo de Silva (or, Eduardo da Silva), suffered one of the more horrific leg breaks in sports history. Only time will tell if he will be able to return to the game after his leg heals. Fans around the world are in a state of shock, anger and mourning over the crippling tackle landed by his opponent.
Harlequin, the global leader in series romance and one of the world's leading publishers of reading entertainment for women, announced today it has submitted a patent application (61438360) for the Essential Romantic Kiss to the United States Patent and Trademark Office (Patent Pending).
"If love makes the world go 'round, then a kiss is what fuels it," said Michelle Renaud, Chief Kissing Officer of the Harlequin Office for the Preservation of the Kiss (HOPK), a division of Harlequin that exists to celebrate all things related to kissing.
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HomeAway, the world leader in vacation rentals, is giving guests from around the globe a chance to make history as the first to ever to sleep over in the world’s most iconic landmark: the Eiffel Tower.
Starting today, travelers can enter a contest at homeaway.com/eiffel-tower to win an extraordinary vacation this summer including the opportunity to stay in custom-built accommodation inside the Eiffel Tower by answering the question: What would you do if the HomeAway Eiffel Tower Apartment was all yours for a night?*
“For over a decade, HomeAway has brought loved ones together to create unforgettable experiences in whole home vacation rentals in more than 190 countries,” said Brian Sharples, co-founder and CEO of HomeAway. “Now we present this unprecedented Eiffel Tower history-making adventure, guaranteed to provide the most epic vacation memories of a lifetime.”
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Close-Up TV News recognizes Home Town Dental for its mission to provide access to quality dental care for patients that might otherwise not be able to afford it.
The path to a beautiful smile begins from the day you’re born. If you don’t receive proper dental care and education as a child you’ll likely have dental problems the rest of your life. Unfortunately for many families, even something as simple as routine dental care is a luxury they can’t afford.
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If you like cute puppies, you will love this video! So-U.TV was at the launch of (Sunday Puppy), the latest puppy homing event from the Hong Kong Dog Rescue. A great opportunity for dog lovers to meet and play with puppies, and maybe find their future pet-to-be. Watch these little guys steal the spotlight at http://www.so-u.tv/playVideo.php?contestid=&id=1890
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Song: Understanding by Evanescence
Featuring:
Sam Owen (played by Louis Tamone)
Andy Holt (played by Warren Brown)
Dannii Carbone (played by Christina Baily)
Russ Owen (played by Stuart Manning)
Sophie Burton (played by Connie Powney)
Mel Burton (played by Cassie Powney)
Louise Summers (played by Roxanne McKee)
Crossing the line:
Lee Hunter held his presidential party, where both Sam and Andy attended as the pair were feeling the highs from last nights triumph adventure. Andy asked out fellow student Dannii Carbone at the party but she turned him down, as she was seeing Sam's brother Russ. Andys true colours soon emerged and Andy spiked Danniis drink with a GHB drug and then later on went on to rape her, wearing a condom (apparently because he 'cares') as he attacks her unconscious body.
No going back:
Andy Holt meets up with Sophie and Mel Burton who have come home early from a family holiday. The 3 start drinking together and Andy drugs Mel and Sophie's drinks with the date rape drug GHB. He then takes them back to their house which is empty, then brings his mate Sam Owen over, as he knows Sam fancies Sophie. He tells Sam that he's left Sophie as a present for him and leaves him alone with Sophie whilst he rapes Mel in Darlene's bed. But Sam doesn't want to rape Sophie and leaves her on the sofa.
The following morning the twins wake up and realise what has happened so they call the police and get tested but they can't remember that it was Andy who they were drinking with. Mel's test comes up positive for rape whilst Sophies comes up negative. Louise Summers finds out what happened to them and tells them about how she was almost raped. She also tells them another person, Dannii Carbone, was also a victim like them and it was Andy who raped her.
Back from the dead:
Andy Holt appears and seduces Sam and Russ's younger sister Nicole Owen into going away with him to a seaside town. While there he sends a series of messages to the brothers who realise that Andy is alive when he send them a photo over the phone of him and Nicole on a funfair ride.
Russ wants to call the police but Sam insists otherwise and they turn up at the warehouse. They don't see Andy and run in to Nicole unarmed, Andy attacks them with a metal pole breaking Russ's leg and badly injuring Sam. Andy then offers Sam his mobile telling him to call the police, Sam refuses shocking his siblings. Andy reveals that he isn't the only one that has used GHB and raped girls. Nicole and Russ are horrified as Sam admits to it and that he almost raped Sophie Burton his now girlfriend. andy then threatens to rape Nicole but Mel enters in time and knocks him unconsicious.
She then forces him to take the GHB drug and ties him to a chair. While they waitfor the ambulance Andy spins a story of regret to Mel who relents until sees Andy laughing at how easily he will get off in court if he can make even one of his victims feel sorry for him. Mel is distracted and Andy tries to run away but disorientated by the drugs and still tied up he stumbles down to the basement. Sophie gives chase only to enter a room to find that Andy in the darkness has run straight into a metal spike part of the machinery. As he dies Sophie shouts insults at him.
Hoaxocaust! is a shocking, irreverent examination of how “victims” are defined, how “truth” gets disseminated, and why, for all of us, politics are so stubbornly personal. Please join us as noted monologist Barry Levey asks daring questions about anti-Semitism and the reinterpretation of history. Is there such a thing as a contemporary Jewish identity independent of “The Holocaust”? Should there be? What if the Holocaust had never happened?
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Hillary Clinton decides to prepare herself her own cup of hot coffee, only to fail and become befuddled as to how to
get the coffee machine to work. Get a good laugh as you watch this presidential hopeful actually try to make her
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The occurrence of Hiatus Hernia is quite common as you get older. Most likely, 50% of the people over 50 will get Hiatus Hernia, and many will not have symptoms. However, if you have pain behind your sternum, breastbone, around your nipple area, and below, this could be because of Hiatus Hernia. The most common area to have pain is behind the breastbone
