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An extreme sports athlete thinks that he can jump onto the roof of a house after being towed in by a speeding van. Watch as this bike jump ends in fail and biker crashes to the ground, only because he was only just two feet short of making the top of the buildings roof. If your still bored, check out/add my prtofile if you like 'fails' or are into hat sort of thing.
In the morning
I wake up without you my side
and I`ve been just wake up in dream
where you were holding me still tight
In the evening
I\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'am watching movie that is coming
but I\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'ve missing out of something
I\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'am alone you\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re not my side
here in home
and I missing and missing you so
in the morning I could be, so damned glad and live, put the loundry dry in sun, and afternoon I \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'am dissapointed again somehow.
In the morning
I thought that maybe we should meet
but then lost that thought escaping
I feel you like a stone in me
In the evening
only the movie is rolling on
but of the plot I dropped away
thinking about us what went wrong
here alone
and I missing and missing you so
early morning I could be, so damned sure I can, put the things allright again, when morning come
I fail and miss it again.
In the morning
I know I must keep living on
this thing inside me is a killing
I have to try forget it all
the end is come
You don't have to take my word for it. The original site this was posted on, http://www.survivalbooth.com, says the same thing! And they are survival experts
Being one who loves to indulge in the fear of things that go bump in the night, I used to sneak downstairs and quietly watch the Creature Feature movie hoping not to wake up mom and dad. If they caught me I knew that the only thing that would go bump in the night was me. Still sometimes I would hear the approach of slippers and then I would shut the TV off and hide. As soon as I would hear that he was at the far side of the basement I'd make my move and and gun it up the stairs...
"the trip", like all the other songs from our album "first",recorded 1971 by Conny Plank for PILZ-records (now available as CD on ohrwaschl-records), was our "real krautrock"-song.
never it was the same song twice; we totally improvised it each time we played it. only structured thing was the guitar melody-theme from Harald Thoma and me singing along with it.(find out, when you hear it live 1991 )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh3VN_I5gSg
unfortunately Harald Thoma doesn´t appear in this video, because he was about to get draughted by the army and our manager replaced him with the red-haired Jürgen Schneider. Short time after that we fired the manager and brought back Harald Thoma to the band.
The sound you hear is the original line-up:
Andreas Cornelius - drums; Joachim Schiff - bass; Harald Thoma - guitar,vocals; Rainer Wahlmann - vox, harp
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What do I know about Pokemon? ..... About as much as I know about anything else that I write .... Self taught lessons in song writing A: Don't write anything about your life that pertains to no one else but yourself ... They only want to know about you after you're dead and famous ... so write songs about other people who you know nothing about who are already dead and famous so that you don't feel inclined to kill yourself in the hopes of making it big in the afterlife ... B: Never write about anything that you actually know about because then people who do not know a thing about the subject matter will want to debate your point of view endlessly whereas those who are wiser than yourself will soon discover that there really isn't too much that you actually do know about and thus ... so end's your "How to do and live your life" song writing career ... C: If someone ever approaches me to ask "Hey Steve .... Do you really know all about Pokemon, bro?" ... I then reply back with "Oh yeah man ... That's why I wrote the song ... Every time I see that someone is playing POKEMON ... I know then that it's time for me to GO !!!!"
Lyrics
There's a new dance that's going around. Everyone's starting to talk.
There's no doubt about it, you can scream and shout it. It's the hottest rock on the block.
You can do it anywhere, over here, over there cuz "because" everyone is hopping to the Pokemon Rock.
Shake your head and spin it around. Add a little BE to your BOP.
You don't need to worry if you're in no hurry. You can try again and start from the top.
You can do it anywhere, over here, over there cuz everyone is hopping t the Pokemon Rock.
Wave your hands and fling them around. Take a little spin and then stop.
You don't need to snooze on if you've got no shoes on, you can bare your feet and dance in one sock.
You can do it anywhere, over here, over there cuz everyone is hopping to the Pokemon Rock.
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Bestselling Author Michael Palmer returns with a heart-pounding new thriller, The Last Surgeon. A hired killer is executing a medical ream, making their murders look like accidents, or suicides and he has only one thing left to do...Kill The Last Surgeon. The Last Surgeon Michael Palmer Book Trailer Find out more about this author here http://www.michaelpalmerbooks.com/ Find out more about this book http://tiny.cc/E0P5m Ring tone and MP3 http://tiny.cc/viykL Suspense
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