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Lyrics (Intro) Yeah, It be R,E,H,D,O double G And I just want yall to know That this one is coming from the heart & soul So yall just understand me ya heard? Yo (Verse) Deep inside I hurt it makes me sad that when I open up my heart & soul People rip it out from inside my chest I do my best but God he made me to be Loving, caring, and understanding, compassionate to my fellow human And I can love you as if you were in my face or half way around the world Online friendships (Chorus) Im Depressed, God is this a test Im Depressed, God is this a test T,U,R,T,L,E J,B,O,N,E (Verse) God made me to be loving, caring, understanding and compassionate Even my enemies I cant hate them people say yo dont procrastinate Yo people (Chorus) Im Depressed, God is this a test Im Depressed, God is this a test (Verse) People take advantage of my kindness and they take it as a weakness Yo who really cares? How can I love so deep that it affects my life. J,B,O,N,E just need to know that youre doing okay Turtle I love you men thats from the heart youre my blood No matter what the people of the world may say its just Love (5 times)
Chris Crocker - Mind In The Gutter Lyric :-
Its Chris Crocker (itschriscrocker)
Forgive Me Father, for I have sinned.
Theres just something inside of me that I cant hold back any longer.
Maybe the rumors are true.
Maybe I am crazy.
I got you thinking all them bad things. I got you reaching for them bodyparts.
Im bout to make you do the walk of shame.
You never thought you would (something) Time is ticking. Halters skipping. Ready to move.
Feel like my logics lifting.
Head is spinning out of control!
You’ve got my body twitching.
Thirst is quenching, ready to go. Crocker’s off his rocker baby this is my show.
You got my mind in the gutter, when we touchin’ on each other. Rollin round undercovers, blowin’ kisses like were lovers. I like the way that you taste, when your all up in my face. Body’s touchin’. Minds corrupting. My mind is in the gutter.
Chris Crocker’s on the loose are you scared yet?
I heard the freaks come out at midnight.
Ive got you working up an appetite.
Now are you sure that you should take a bite?
Once you do then you are mine.
Tired of waiting blood is racing out of control.
I feel like chasing you to date me is a race of its own.
You are my property now baby now so comfort your bone.
I’m the crock inside your rock baby I’m in control.
You got my mind in the gutter, when we touchin’ on each other. Rollin round undercovers, blowin’ kisses like were lovers. I like the way that you taste, when your all up in my face. Body’s touchin’. Minds corrupting. My mind is in the gutter.
I hear your body say it wants more.
But your scared you’ll be addicted boy.
Now make the move before you lose the choice. Ive got something that you might enjoy.
You’ve got my mind in the gutter baby
You’ve got me so damn twisted baby.
Ive lost my (something) to another baby.
Ive got my mind.. mind in the gutter
Verse 1
It was two weeks after the day she turned 18
all dressed in white, going to the church that night
She had his box of letters in the passenger seat,
six pence in her shoe
something borrowed something blue
and when the church doors opened up wide she put her veil down trying to hide the tears oh
she just couldn’t believe it
she heard the trumpets from the military band and the flowers fell out of her hands
Chorus
Baby, why’d you leave me, why’d you have to go
I was counting on forever, now I’ll never know
I cant even breathe
It’s like I’m, looking from a distance, standing in the background
Everybody’s saying, he’s not coming home now,
This can’t be happening to me
This is just a dream
Verse 2
The preacher man said let us bow our heads and pray
lord please lift his soul and heal this hurt
then the congregation all stood up and sang the saddest song that she ever heard
then they handed her a folded up flag and
she held on to all she had left of him oh and what could’ve been
and then guns rang one last shot and it felt like a bullet in her heart
Chorus
Baby, why’d you leave me, why’d you have to go
I was counting on forever, now I’ll never know
I can’t even breathe
It’s like I’m, looking from a distance, standing in the background
Everybody’s saying, he’s not coming home now,
This can’t be happening to me
This is just a dream
Baby, why’d you leave me, why’d you have to go
I was counting on forever, now I’ll never know
Ohh i’ll never know
It’s like I’m, looking from a distance, standing in the background
Everybody’s saying, he’s not coming home now,
This can’t be happening to me
This is just a dream
Oh this is just a dream
just a dream, ya [fading out]