We've all been there, you wake up next to someone who looks like the back end of an elephant with piles, you shudder with horror upon recalling the previous nights events...brrrr...you get up quietly to leave, slowly walk downstairs but...Argh!
Danica Patrick, who last April became the first female to win a major closed-course auto race, is going head to head with IndyCar\\\'s toughest and finest drivers. Watch the action this April on VERSUS. http://www.versus.com/irl Video by Gyro Worldwide
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During a soccer game, a goalie who gave it his best tries to block a goal kick, only to miss and break his crotch on the post at the same time. What a crazy double fail. If your still bored, check out/add my profile if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
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When a woman tries to park her car in a spot that is too small for her car, it can only spell fail. Check out this hilarious adventure of this female driver who tries and tries to park her car in the street, but cannot because of such a small parking spot. Epic parking fail. If your still bored, check out/add my profile/videos if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
Who's your favorite famous feline? Is it Snowball from the Simpsons episodes? Maybe Sylvester the cat or Mr. Bigglesworth? Find out how well these "catwomen" and "catman" do on my Kitty Quiz... as well as, get a close up look into the world of cat fancy as I visit a local cat show.
This is a promo trailer for the new live actor Mulan movie. One of the stars is the amazing Russian singer, Vitas, who also sings in the soundtrack. Other stars are:
Zhao Wei, Chen Kun, Jaycee Chan, Hu Jun, and Xu Produced by Starlight International Media group.
**WARNING* Some views maybe affected by this video
Song: Understanding by Evanescence
Featuring:
Sam Owen (played by Louis Tamone)
Andy Holt (played by Warren Brown)
Dannii Carbone (played by Christina Baily)
Russ Owen (played by Stuart Manning)
Sophie Burton (played by Connie Powney)
Mel Burton (played by Cassie Powney)
Louise Summers (played by Roxanne McKee)
Crossing the line:
Lee Hunter held his presidential party, where both Sam and Andy attended as the pair were feeling the highs from last nights triumph adventure. Andy asked out fellow student Dannii Carbone at the party but she turned him down, as she was seeing Sam's brother Russ. Andys true colours soon emerged and Andy spiked Danniis drink with a GHB drug and then later on went on to rape her, wearing a condom (apparently because he 'cares') as he attacks her unconscious body.
No going back:
Andy Holt meets up with Sophie and Mel Burton who have come home early from a family holiday. The 3 start drinking together and Andy drugs Mel and Sophie's drinks with the date rape drug GHB. He then takes them back to their house which is empty, then brings his mate Sam Owen over, as he knows Sam fancies Sophie. He tells Sam that he's left Sophie as a present for him and leaves him alone with Sophie whilst he rapes Mel in Darlene's bed. But Sam doesn't want to rape Sophie and leaves her on the sofa.
The following morning the twins wake up and realise what has happened so they call the police and get tested but they can't remember that it was Andy who they were drinking with. Mel's test comes up positive for rape whilst Sophies comes up negative. Louise Summers finds out what happened to them and tells them about how she was almost raped. She also tells them another person, Dannii Carbone, was also a victim like them and it was Andy who raped her.
Back from the dead:
Andy Holt appears and seduces Sam and Russ's younger sister Nicole Owen into going away with him to a seaside town. While there he sends a series of messages to the brothers who realise that Andy is alive when he send them a photo over the phone of him and Nicole on a funfair ride.
Russ wants to call the police but Sam insists otherwise and they turn up at the warehouse. They don't see Andy and run in to Nicole unarmed, Andy attacks them with a metal pole breaking Russ's leg and badly injuring Sam. Andy then offers Sam his mobile telling him to call the police, Sam refuses shocking his siblings. Andy reveals that he isn't the only one that has used GHB and raped girls. Nicole and Russ are horrified as Sam admits to it and that he almost raped Sophie Burton his now girlfriend. andy then threatens to rape Nicole but Mel enters in time and knocks him unconsicious.
She then forces him to take the GHB drug and ties him to a chair. While they waitfor the ambulance Andy spins a story of regret to Mel who relents until sees Andy laughing at how easily he will get off in court if he can make even one of his victims feel sorry for him. Mel is distracted and Andy tries to run away but disorientated by the drugs and still tied up he stumbles down to the basement. Sophie gives chase only to enter a room to find that Andy in the darkness has run straight into a metal spike part of the machinery. As he dies Sophie shouts insults at him.
Who said never take a tip off a bookie?! What about people who work for the bookie who want to stick it to the boss? Here's the top tips from the paddypower.com crew for the 2009 (British) Open Championship.
Hamas Holocaust perversion: Jews planned Holocaust to kill handicapped Jews Al-Aqsa TV (Hamas) April 18, 2008 The Satanic Jews through up an evil plot (the Holocaust) to be rid of the disabled and handicapped (Jews), in twisted criminal ways, while they accuse the Nazis or others so the Jews would seem persecuted. Speaker: About the Israeli Holocaust, the whole thing was a joke, And part of the perfect show that Ben Gurion put on, Who focused on strong and energetic youth (for Israel) while all the rest the disabled, the handicapped, and people with special needs, they were sent (to die) so there would be a Holocaust, so Israel would "play" it for world sympathy.
