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A Fat man falls through glass when making copies after work. His fail is epic in proportions since he allmost could have lost his life from electrocution from such an accident. Get ready to laugh as you see this tard break such an expensive machine from his big ass. If your still bored, check out/add my profile/videos if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
Remix exclusive footage from the latest Nike and Foot Locker TV shoot into your own revolutionary Nike Air Max 90 story, and you could get your video on TV. Add your own stuff, or just re-cut ours. Its up to you. See the films and enter now at Footlocker.eu
The joy of driving a classic Porsche is a sufficient reward for most enthusiasts, but owning the oldest Porsches in America could bring some very real awards during the company' 60th Anniversary year in the United States. To celebrate six decades of American Porsche passion, on Aug. 13 Porsche Cars North America (PCNA) is launching the My Classic Porsche Search. This national search will focus on finding the oldest Porsches in 12 distinctive model categories, as well as the very oldest Porsche of all.
To view Multimedia News Release, go to http://multivu.prnewswire.com/mnr/porsche/45706/
Once there was a time when men and women lived as equals, when girl babies were valued, and women could belong only to themselves. But that was ten generations ago. Now women are property, to be sold and owned and bred, while a strict census keeps their numbers manageable and under control. The best any girl can hope for is to end up as some man’s forever wife, but most are simply sold and resold until they’re all used up.
Aya has spent her whole life in the mountains, looking out for her family and hiding from the world, until the day the Trackers finally catch her.
The Glass Arrow is a haunting, yet hopeful, new novel from Kristen Simmons, the author of the popular Article 5 trilogy.
http://us.macmillan.com/books/9780765336613 YA/SciFi
California News on Ibogaine Treatment 20 Feb, 2004 - BAY AREA (KRON 4) - Drug addiction has been the plague of modern America. But that could now change forever. What started as a rumor may now actually be an incredible breakthrough in the battle against addictions of all kinds. Features Dr. Deborah Mash who says she is going to submit to FDA her data gathered in her St. Kitts clinic.
Some addicts may have a long history of ADHD
btw. The history of ADHD is often said to start with George Still 1902. Actually it starts already 1798 with George Crichton:
http://adhd-npf.com/adhd-history/
Join us for Open Mic night at the Palm Beach Improv as contestants Dave Williamson, Myke Herlihy, Nick Cat and Nery Saenz battle it out to win $500 from MOLI.
Visit the Improv page on MOLI.com to see the winner!
The Improv Comedy Club proudly features the nation's hottest stand up comics. Founded by Bud Friedman in the mid 60's in New York City, The Improv became a unique venue where up and coming comics could perfect their craft. Today the Improv continues to feature the hottest stand up comics. The Improv’s roster has included such stars as Tim Allen, Robin Williams, Steve Martin, Jerry Seinfeld, Garry Shandling, Roseanne, Steven Wright, Dennis Miller, Rodney Dangerfield, Lilly Tomlin, Ellen Degeneres, Drew Carey and Jim Carey. Courtesy of The Improv on MOLI.
Join us for Open Mic night at the Palm Beach Improv as contestants Dave Williamson, Myke Herlihy, Nick Cat and Nery Saenz battle it out to win $500 from MOLI.
Visit the Improv page on MOLI.com to see the winner!
The Improv Comedy Club proudly features the nation's hottest stand up comics. Founded by Bud Friedman in the mid 60's in New York City, The Improv became a unique venue where up and coming comics could perfect their craft. Today the Improv continues to feature the hottest stand up comics. The Improv’s roster has included such stars as Tim Allen, Robin Williams, Steve Martin, Jerry Seinfeld, Garry Shandling, Roseanne, Steven Wright, Dennis Miller, Rodney Dangerfield, Lilly Tomlin, Ellen Degeneres, Drew Carey and Jim Carey. Courtesy of The Improv on MOLI.
T.I. Featuring Rihanna - Livin’ Your Life Lyric
(Rihanna):
You’re gonna be a shining star, and fancy cars, fancy car-ars.
And then you’ll see, you’re gonna go far.
Cause everyone knows, who you are-are.
So live your life, ay ay ay.
Instead of chasing that paper.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
You got no time for no inters.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
No telling where it’ll take you.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
Cause I’m a paper chaser.
Just living my life (ay), my life (oh), my life (ay), my life (oh)
Just living my life (ay), my life (oh), my life (ay), my life (oh)
(T.I.):
Nevermind what haters say, ignore them ’til they fade away.
Amazing they ungreat for after all the games I gave away.
Safe to say I paved the way, for you can’t get paid today.
You still be wasting days away, nah had I never saved the day.
Consider them my protégé, how much I think they should pay.
Instead of being gracious, they violated and made you wait.
I never been a hater still I love them, yeah I graze the way.
Some say they so yay and no they couldn’t even work on Labor day.
It aint that they black or white, their hands of area in shades of grey.
I’m West side anyway, even if I left the day it fades away.
Some move away to make a way not move away cause they afraid.
I’ll go back to the hood and all you ever did was hate away.
I pray for patience but they make me want to face away.
Like I once made them scream, now I could make them plead their case away.
Been thuggin’ all my life, can’t say I don’t deserve to take a break.
If you ever see me catch a case, and watch my future fade away.
(Rihanna):
You’re gonna be a shining star, and fancy cars, fancy car-ars.
And then you’ll see, you’re gonna go far.
Cause everyone knows, who you are-are.
So live your life, ay ay ay.
Instead of chasing that paper.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
You got no time for no inters.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
No telling where it’ll take you.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
Cause I’m a paper chaser.
Just living my life.
(T.I.):
I’m the opposite of moderate, immaculately polished with the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid.
Allergic to the counterfeit, impartial to the politics.
Articulate but still would grab a nigga by the collar quick.
Whoever had problems, they reckonsile they just holla ’til.
If that don’t work and just fails, then turn around and follow ’til.
I got love for the game but ay I’m not in love with all of it.
I do without the fame and the rappers nowadays are comedy.
The hootin’ and the hollerin’, back and forth with the argueing.
Where you from, who you know, what you make and what kind of car you in.
Seems as though you lost sight of whats important with the positive.
And checks until your bank account, and you’re about poverted.
Your values is a disarrayed, prioritized are horribly.
Unhappy with the riches cause you pis-pone morraly.
Ignoring all prior advice and fore warning.
And we might be full of ourselves all of a sudden aren’t we?
(Rihanna):
You’re gonna be a shining star, and fancy cars, fancy car-ars.
And then you’ll see, you’re gonna go far.
Cause everyone knows, who you are-are.
So live your life, ay ay ay.
Instead of chasing that paper.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
You got no time for no inters.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
No telling where it’ll take you.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
Cause I’m a paper chaser.
Just living my life (ay), my life (oh), my life (ay), my life (oh)
Just living my life (ay), my life (oh), my life (ay), my life (oh)
So live your life.
Britney Spears - Womanizer Lyric:-
Superstar
Where you from, how's it going?
I know you
Gotta clue whatcha doing
You can play brand new, to all the other chicks out here
But I know what you are, what you are, baby
Look at you
Gettin more than just a re-up
Baby, you
Got all the puppets with their strings up
Fakin like a good one, but I call em like i see em
I know what you are, what you are, baby
Womanizer
Woman-womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer
Oh, you're a womanizer, baby
You you you are
You you you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
(You)You got me goin
(You)You're oh so charmin
(You)But I can't do it
(You)You womanizer
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
(You)You say I'm crazy
(You)I gotcha crazy
(You)You're nothin but a
(You)Womanizer
Daddy-o
You've got the swagger of a champion
Too bad for you
You just can't find the right companion
I guess when you have one too many, makes it hard, it could be easy
Who you are, that's just who you are, baby
Lollipop
Must mistake me you're the sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim, not another
Say you're playin how you want it, but no way I'm never gonna fall for you
Never you, baby
Womanizer
Woman-womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer
Oh, you're a womanizer, baby
You you you are
You you you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
(You)You got me goin
(You)You're oh so charmin
(You)But I can't do it
(You)You womanizer
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are ,are
(You)You say I'm crazy
(You)I gotcha crazy
(You)You're nothin but a
(You)Womanizer
Maybe if we both lived in a different world
(Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer)
It would be all good
And maybe I could be your girl
But I can't so we don't
You
Womanizer
Woman-womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer
Oh, you're a womanizer, baby
You you you are
You you you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
(You)You got me goin
(You)You're oh so charmin
(You)But I can't do it
(You)You womanizer
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
(You)You say I'm crazy
(You)I got you crazy
(You)You're nothin but a
(You)Womanizer
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
Boy don't try to front (I) I know just (just) what you are, are, are
Womanizer
Woman-womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer
Oh, you're a womanizer, baby
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Im just testing out some of the effects form a new program I got and see what I could do with it. I was thinking about filming but I didn't know what to film so I used one of my older videos. I took me like 5 hours to do this I think. Give me a comment and tell me what you think. _______________________________________ _______________________________________
