Hi!!
Searhing for a singer for our band, only a fun project.
We had a singer before but he quited cause he sold hes studio =(.
But now we are looking for a new singer.
visit our myspace http://www.myspace.com/silenceisafriend
Msn and email: theflanes@hotmail.com
Your recruiter is always looking out for you. Especially when he goes to sleep at night.
Screw the Recruiter, now available on Amazon www.amazon.com/gp/product/0981972306
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When this big bloke decides that it is time to dance on ice, it will only find him some bad luck. When skating across the top of a frozen creek, he has fun checking for cracks on the surface. When you see him find one, you can only realize the failure that will happen next. Check out this moron try to skip around the ice in this fall through ice failure. If your still bored, check out/add my profile/videos if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
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When gay flamer Perez Hilton asked a question to Ms. California USA, he totally got his panties in a wad when she articulately stated to Ms.Perez that she was opposed to gay marriage. Check out how this loltard responds as he cries like a little baby and also share with the world how the only way he can cope is through alcohol. What a crybaby loltard boozer.
Björn has once seen a streaker on television, and being an Olympic streaker when Åre and Östersund are organising the games has become his call. In the beginning he trains at home where his mother disturbs him sometimes, later he dares to go out and finally all residents get used to him and are greeting him when he is out streaking. In town, at the sauna, on the slopes, at the skibar, Björn is well known and accepted. He is the best streaker of the world!
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Watch how this fired employee explodes over his insults, destroying her bosses office. Even though it was the boss' fault, he fires and insults his worker, and then leaves them alone in his office. Good call, not! You fail. If your still bored, check out/add my profile/videos if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
There's some instantly recognisable album covers in this video, I think I can probably guess most of them. And he seems to be speaking in song titles. I wonder how long a conversation would last if you spoke only in song titles?
**WARNING* Some views maybe affected by this video
Song: Understanding by Evanescence
Featuring:
Sam Owen (played by Louis Tamone)
Andy Holt (played by Warren Brown)
Dannii Carbone (played by Christina Baily)
Russ Owen (played by Stuart Manning)
Sophie Burton (played by Connie Powney)
Mel Burton (played by Cassie Powney)
Louise Summers (played by Roxanne McKee)
Crossing the line:
Lee Hunter held his presidential party, where both Sam and Andy attended as the pair were feeling the highs from last nights triumph adventure. Andy asked out fellow student Dannii Carbone at the party but she turned him down, as she was seeing Sam's brother Russ. Andys true colours soon emerged and Andy spiked Danniis drink with a GHB drug and then later on went on to rape her, wearing a condom (apparently because he 'cares') as he attacks her unconscious body.
No going back:
Andy Holt meets up with Sophie and Mel Burton who have come home early from a family holiday. The 3 start drinking together and Andy drugs Mel and Sophie's drinks with the date rape drug GHB. He then takes them back to their house which is empty, then brings his mate Sam Owen over, as he knows Sam fancies Sophie. He tells Sam that he's left Sophie as a present for him and leaves him alone with Sophie whilst he rapes Mel in Darlene's bed. But Sam doesn't want to rape Sophie and leaves her on the sofa.
The following morning the twins wake up and realise what has happened so they call the police and get tested but they can't remember that it was Andy who they were drinking with. Mel's test comes up positive for rape whilst Sophies comes up negative. Louise Summers finds out what happened to them and tells them about how she was almost raped. She also tells them another person, Dannii Carbone, was also a victim like them and it was Andy who raped her.
Back from the dead:
Andy Holt appears and seduces Sam and Russ's younger sister Nicole Owen into going away with him to a seaside town. While there he sends a series of messages to the brothers who realise that Andy is alive when he send them a photo over the phone of him and Nicole on a funfair ride.
Russ wants to call the police but Sam insists otherwise and they turn up at the warehouse. They don't see Andy and run in to Nicole unarmed, Andy attacks them with a metal pole breaking Russ's leg and badly injuring Sam. Andy then offers Sam his mobile telling him to call the police, Sam refuses shocking his siblings. Andy reveals that he isn't the only one that has used GHB and raped girls. Nicole and Russ are horrified as Sam admits to it and that he almost raped Sophie Burton his now girlfriend. andy then threatens to rape Nicole but Mel enters in time and knocks him unconsicious.
She then forces him to take the GHB drug and ties him to a chair. While they waitfor the ambulance Andy spins a story of regret to Mel who relents until sees Andy laughing at how easily he will get off in court if he can make even one of his victims feel sorry for him. Mel is distracted and Andy tries to run away but disorientated by the drugs and still tied up he stumbles down to the basement. Sophie gives chase only to enter a room to find that Andy in the darkness has run straight into a metal spike part of the machinery. As he dies Sophie shouts insults at him.
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When a pizza delivery guy brings a pizza pie to a delivery patron, an accident happens where he dropps the pizza all over the street pavement. Without missing a beat, the pizza delivery guy scoups up the fallen pizza, places it in a box & delivers the pie like the accident didn't even happen. Talk about getting some extra toppings on your pizza pie! Wow. If your still bored, check out/add my profile if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
D Un-true Hollywood Story that Universal Studios didn’t want you to see. Deco Drive Producer, Ely Ferradas interviewed Will Ferrell during the Land of the Lost junket and
hilarity ensued. “Good skin is very important to actor Will Ferrell and he will do anything, anything to get his point across. As one intrepid yet lovely Deco producer can attest
