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The less the chance of salvation, the greater the need to root for a snowball in hell.

When properly compacted, an amazing number of repressed feelings can be successfully stored in the average-sized subconscious.

An optimist sees the glass half full; a pessimist sees only a remote chance that a carjacker will return his car with a full tank of gas.

A friend in need is a fiend indeed.

I give cash rebates for multiple orgasms.

The less the chance to empty it, the greater the rate at which the bladder fills.

In this world, few things genuinely EARN one's attention in quite the way an orgasm does.

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Breaking News: Anderson Cooper is GAY?! OH NO!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaand life goes on. The real meaning behind Cooper's coming out of the closet by yours truly. Want to see more of the Meme Factory? Like and subscribe here on YouTube or check us out on; Twitter: http://twitter.com/The_MemeFactory Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/TheMemeFactory And our Podcast at http://ustream.tv/user/Veni_vidivici Or on iTunes at the Meme Factory Podcast http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/meme-factory-podcast/id528253077 Check out my personal nonsense too at http://curioussatire.tumblr.com and http://twitter.com/veni_vidivici Thanks for watching everybody! See you on the wire!

Do we need more gun control? More guns? More target gun control? With the Sandy Hook shooting fresh in our memories how can we make sure that this doesn't happen again? Arm teachers? Ban all guns? Watch the newest Meme Factory episode and find out, with just a tad of satire mixed in. Get Smart Fast. Want to see more of the Meme Factory? Check us out on; Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/memefactoryboobtube Vimeo: https://vimeo.com/channels/thememefactory Twitter: http://twitter.com/The_MemeFactory Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/TheMemeFactory Web: http://www.thememefactory.com And our Podcast at http://ustream.tv/user/Veni_vidivici Or on iTunes at the Meme Factory Podcast http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/meme-factory-podcast/id528253077 Check out my personal nonsense too at http://curioussatire.tumblr.com and http://twitter.com/veni_vidivici Thanks for watching everybody! See you on the wire