Slow Burn was Released in 1986. Jacob Asch (Eric Roberts) is hired by Gerald McMurty to find his ex-wife Laine (Beverly D\'Angelo) and their son in Palm Springs. Jacob finds Laine and a teenager named Donnie (Johnny Depp)who may or may not be Gerald\'s son. He also finds an intricate web of deceit and betrayal that begin to lead to death. He takes it upon himself to unravel the mystery and find out who is killing people and why.
This is a song written by Kayla Riley and she wrote it about Michael Smiley and the lyrics are below:
Walking around school all sad and glum
Because last night you didn\'t get some
All you do is sit around and pout
Because your boyfriend never puts out
Little virgin man
No woman can stand
Forever alone
You\'ll never get boned
Little virgin man
No woman can stand
You might as well be gay
That\'s all I can say
Now your by yourself once again
All the years you\'ll be alone; lets count by ten
Your only lover is your hand
Sitting down or you can stand
Little virgin man
All short and stout
You\'ll get laid, yeah that\'s a doubt
Little virgin man
No woman in sight
You might as well put on some really tight tights
Looking around all lame and gay
To get a woman you\'ll have to pray
Always in your loose sweat pants
I know why...
It\'s easier to use your hand
Little virgin man
The time will pass
When you will finally get some ass
Not from a woman, not from a man
Only from yourself; you\'re your biggest fan
Little virgin man
You\'re filled with strife
Well welcome to Michael Smiley\'s life!
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Funny, funny outtake of a TV Host getting run over by a Zorb in New Zealand. Host was OK, even did another take (without the zorb). Ready, get set, action Zorb! If your still bored, check out/add my profile if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
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Watch this fail video as one after another, multiple drivers tried to make it around the city of Portland, Oregon. Snow on top of ice caused extremely slick roads, which brought about very hazardous conditions. There were approximately 30 vehicles involved in these crashes from driving in the snow with no injuries. If your still bored, check out/add my profile/videos if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
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A model during a fashion show unfortunately slipps and falls on a catwalk. Watch and you will see that she not only fails one time but twice. Nothing like having two left feet and embarrassing epic fail moment during a televised event. If your still bored, check out/add my profile if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
Barrichello takes Button on the opening straight and leads. Felipe Massa is in third. But the safety car makes an early appearance after Jarno Trulli\\\'s Toyota skids off and back on to the track. Adrian Sutil\\\'s Force India is involved in the ensuing mayhem and is forced out. Sebastien Bourdais and Sebastien Buemi of Toro Rosso are also out of the race.
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Is it possible to go from 'best man' to 'guy we'll never talk to again because you destroyed my special day' in 10 seconds. If your still bored, check out/add my profile if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
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See what happens in this video when the pressure/energy of the water of a street pipe (during this particular storm) became high enough that the water in the drainage system, upon being given a vertical outlet, was pushed to an elevation that exceeded the ground (or street) elevation at the outlet location. In any case, the geiser causes a truck to crash & becomes quite a spectacle to see. If your still bored, check out/add my profile if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
