In this short video Martin Rogers Head of Litigation and Dispute Resolution in Asia for Clifford Chance, and General Editor of The Hong Kong White Book discusses the changes to evidence and trial procedure following the implementation of Civil Justice Reform in Hong Kong (2 April 2009).http://cjrblog.sweetandmaxwell.com.hk
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A young emo kid who cant play soccer tries to do a flip kick and fails horribly. Check out his backward flip kick and headplant from his stupid emoflip which pwnes his head and leaves him in pain. lol fail. If your still bored, check
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In this short video Martin Rogers Head of Litigation and Dispute Resolution in Asia for Clifford Chance, and General Editor of The Hong Kong White Book discusses expert reports and the giving of expert evidence following Civil Justice Reform in Hong Kong (2 April 2009). For more information, please go to http://cjrblog.sweetandmaxwell.com.hk
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Watch and wince as you see a snowmobile guy gun his sled a bit too hard and then meets a tree head on. Luckily, the
snowmobile fail guy did not become injured all that bad. Watch this crash and faceplant against the tree and comment if
it strikes you. If your still bored, check out/add my profile if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
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Watch this ultra fail video! A janitor cleaning an elephant cage gets stuck in a pachyderms butt accidently.
Luckily, the elephant pachyderm squeezes the man out, allowing him to breathe. Nothing like having an elephant sit
right down on your head. Too funny and epic fail. If your still bored, check out/add my profile/videos if you like 'fails' or are into that sort of thing.
Last time I checked, Iron Man only had knees of steel when he was wearing his suit -
so either this guy has bionic knees, or he simply knows a neat partytrick.
I'm pretty sure that trick doesn't work on his head, though!
Chris Crocker - Mind In The Gutter Lyric :-
Its Chris Crocker (itschriscrocker)
Forgive Me Father, for I have sinned.
Theres just something inside of me that I cant hold back any longer.
Maybe the rumors are true.
Maybe I am crazy.
I got you thinking all them bad things. I got you reaching for them bodyparts.
Im bout to make you do the walk of shame.
You never thought you would (something) Time is ticking. Halters skipping. Ready to move.
Feel like my logics lifting.
Head is spinning out of control!
You’ve got my body twitching.
Thirst is quenching, ready to go. Crocker’s off his rocker baby this is my show.
You got my mind in the gutter, when we touchin’ on each other. Rollin round undercovers, blowin’ kisses like were lovers. I like the way that you taste, when your all up in my face. Body’s touchin’. Minds corrupting. My mind is in the gutter.
Chris Crocker’s on the loose are you scared yet?
I heard the freaks come out at midnight.
Ive got you working up an appetite.
Now are you sure that you should take a bite?
Once you do then you are mine.
Tired of waiting blood is racing out of control.
I feel like chasing you to date me is a race of its own.
You are my property now baby now so comfort your bone.
I’m the crock inside your rock baby I’m in control.
You got my mind in the gutter, when we touchin’ on each other. Rollin round undercovers, blowin’ kisses like were lovers. I like the way that you taste, when your all up in my face. Body’s touchin’. Minds corrupting. My mind is in the gutter.
I hear your body say it wants more.
But your scared you’ll be addicted boy.
Now make the move before you lose the choice. Ive got something that you might enjoy.
You’ve got my mind in the gutter baby
You’ve got me so damn twisted baby.
Ive lost my (something) to another baby.
Ive got my mind.. mind in the gutter
Taylor Swift - Love Story Lyric:
We were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes
And the flashback starts
I’m standing there
On a balcony of summer air
See the lights,
See the party
the ball gowns
I see you make your way through the crowd
You say hello
Little did I know
That you were romeo you were throwing pebbles
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
And I was crying on the staircase
Begging you please don’t go, and I said
Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I’ll be waiting all there’s left to do is run
You’ll be the prince and I’ll be the princess
It’s a love story baby just say yes
So I sneak out to the garden to see you
We keep quite cause we’re dead if they knew
So close your eyes
Let’s keep this down for a little while
Cause you were romeo I was a scarlet letter
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
But you were everything to me
And I was begging you please don’t go and I said
Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I’ll be waiting all there’s left to do is run
You’ll be the prince I’ll be the princess
It’s a love story baby just say yes
Romeo save me, they try to tell me how to feel
This love is difficult, but it’s real,
Don’t be afraid
We’ll make it out of looseness
It’s a love story baby just say yes, oh,
I got tired of waiting
Wondering if you would ever coming around
My faith in you was fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town I said
Romeo save me I’ve been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you but you never come
Is this in my head, I don’t know what to think
He kneels to the ground and pulled out a ring
And said
Marry me Juliet you’ll never have to be alone
I love you and that’s all the reason for
I talk to your dad go pick out a white dress
It’s a love story baby just say yes
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Cause we were both young when I first saw you
Lay where you're laying
Don't make a sound
I know they're watching
They're watching
All the commotion
The kitty loved pain
Has people talking
They're talking
You
Your sex is on fire
Dark of the alley
The breaking of day
Head while I'm driving
I'm driving
Soft lips are open
Them knuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying
You're dying
You
Your sex is on fire
And so
Were the words to transpire
Hot as a fever
Rattling bones
I could just taste it
Taste it
But it's not forever
But it's just tonight
Oh we're still the greatest
The greatest
The greatest
You
Your sex is on fire
You
Your sex is on fire
And so
Were the words to transpire
And you
Your sex is on fire
And so
Were the words to transpire
